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Jeeped.

Why yes, this is a new post, and yes, it has only been a week. Madness!

I’m anxiously checking my email over and over again, waiting for my manager’s final notes on my new spec script. So far she’s only had a couple, and those were very minor — simple tweaks, really — but she was gonna give the script a second read last night and let me know if she had anything else. So I’m twitchin’ a bit today.

The Jeep continues to task me. The thing died Thursday night, seemingly from lack of gas. We put a gallon in and it still wouldn’t start, plus the battery acted like it was draining very quickly. Yesterday I bought a new battery and put that in. Still wouldn’t start. The sounds it was making during the not-starting process reminded me of what it did when the power valve crapped out a couple years ago, so we pulled that out of the carb and looked it over. It was in perfect shape.

By this point I was flummoxed. Figuring it wouldn’t hurt, we put another couple gallons of gas in the bastard, and — you guessed it — it started. It’s been running reasonably well since then, but I still have my doubts that everything is okay (for one thing, there’s that exhaust leak at the manifold that fills the cab with delicious, intoxicating fumes).

Meanwhile: you should read Pete, Drinker of Blood if you haven’t already! It’s getting some pretty glowing reviews, and they’re not just from my mom.


My New Favorite Book.

Don’t mind me — I’m experimenting with doing a blog post from my phone…

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2013. Sheesh.

Nearly two months since my last post — I guess that “once or twice a week” thing didn’t work out. In my defense, things have been crazy. For one thing, I moved from Bernalillo back into Albuquerque, and just dealing with all my junk took nearly two months.

The Casey-dawg in her new backyard.

The Casey-dawg in her new backyard.

On top of that we’ve had those holidays and whatnot, and I was also working like a fiend to complete the ebook edition of Unsafe On Any Screen, the collection of my movie reviews — it includes a fancy index that’s linked throughout the book to make searching for stuff easier, and you can get it right here:

It’s also available for Nook, iBooks, and more (as well as the old standard paperback edition).

Now I’m getting back to work on a spec script I started on nearly a year ago, but put aside for other projects (like Pete, Drinker of Blood).

I’ve been posting excerpts from spammy emails on my Facebook page, and recently someone suggested I create a blog for them. I like that idea, but since I obviously don’t even have time to keep up with this blog, I figured I’d just combine the two and start posting some of the choice spam right here. Here’s one I received today — its not as spectacular as some, but it’s a good start:

Hey, I believed me and you talked well and after I sent you my erotic pictures I thought you would be back in touch with me. Did you not like them? Anyhow sexy here is my account send me your account and me and you can hook up. I can be much more naughtier than you’ve seen on my pics, they were not as erotic as I have lol. Dream of read you here soon

Stay tuned for more. And I shall dream of read you here soon, myself.


Spock… Help Me, Spock…

My post about Alpha Centura got me feeling all warm and fuzzy about the early days of my Star Trek geekiness, so I figured I’d share a couple photos of one of my prized Trek items — the Command Communications Console.

I wish I could say this is the same one I owned as a kid, but to be quite honest, I have no recollection of what happened to the thing. This one was a Christmas gift a few years back. Here’s the TV commercial for it:

I also had the communicators, but my biggest problem was not having anybody to talk to on the things. Sometimes I could get my dad to tell me what he was watching on TV, but that meant walking into the living room, handing him a communicator, and telling him to wait till I contacted him. Then I’d hustle back to my room, get on either the Command Console or my other communicator, and fuzzily ask him what he was up to. This, as you might imagine, wasn’t very exciting for either of us.

Late one night, I discovered that I could listen in on a CB conversation — what seemed to be the prelude to an illicit affair: a woman who complained about her husband being at work all night, and a guy who very obviously had designs on keeping her company in her lonely hours. These two talked every weeknight, and it was apparent that they were headed for trouble. I lost interest in their sordid tale for some reason, though, so I can only guess at how it ended.

Another thing I used to do was push the “Transmit” button and say “Spock… Help me, Spock…” until one night someone responded, telling me to knock it off. That freaked me out so much that I seriously don’t remember ever playing with the Console anymore afterwards.

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Alpha Centura.

Nowadays, it’s supercool to be a nerd, but back in the 70s, it was a tough row to hoe. The last thing you ever wanted to do was let slip that you dug Star Trek or comic books or anything like that, because the torment would be endless. It didn’t even matter that I was into Black Sabbath and Led Zeppelin and Queen; I liked Star Trek and that was enough to cancel out anything that could ever be considered cool. And hell, even once Star Wars came out and every single person on the planet — and certainly every single kid in junior high — saw it and loved it, you didn’t wanna blurt out “Star Wars rocked!” at school, because that was a guarantee that, before the day was out, your underwear would be yanked so far up your ass crack the waistband would be around your shoulders.

That’s why I was so astonished when, while sitting through the local news one Saturday night waiting for Star Trek to come on, I saw a report about an entire club full of Star Trek nerds, right here in Albuquerque. This was sometime in 1976, and the club was called Alpha Centura. I convinced my dad to take me to their next meeting.

And it was amazing.

Not only were all these folks huge fans of Trek, science fiction in general, and comic books, they were all really nice. And even better — there were cute girls wearing Star Trek uniforms.

Me and my dad went to a bunch of Alpha meetings, but somewhere in mid-1977, we kind of fell out of the habit. I can’t even begin to explain how important the club was to me, though — just learning that there were other people like me out there was a big confidence booster. No, being in the club didn’t prevent the never-ending onslaught of thermonuclear wedgies that was the scholastic norm for me, but you learn to survive.

Recently, I discovered that my pal Stan Day was not only in the club at the same time I was, he was the official photographer for Alpha — and he’s created a website where you can peruse his photos. While I was going through ‘em, I found a few of particular interest — the one below is a blowup of a much larger photo, but that kid with the shaggy bowl haircut and the long-sleeved blue t-shirt? Yeah, that’s me.

This next one — another blowup — is extra cool to me, because that older fellow on the far left wearing glasses is my dad.

And this last one? Well, you may remember my recent post about the death of my buddy, Randy “Skids” Clark. That kid on the left is Skids himself, a 12-year-old nerd just like I was. The crazy part is, I don’t think me and Randy ever realized we were both in Alpha at the same time — we didn’t really “meet” until we were both 18.

Stan’s Alpha site is a heck of a lot of fun — it’s a nice personal remembrance of Stan’s days in the club, and the story of meeting — and working up the nerve to ask out — Carol, the woman who would become his wife, is just terrific (I thought I was gonna cry when Stan told it to me, it’s so dang sweet). But it’s also fun to check out the ’70s nerds — these folks were on the front lines of the battle so all you nerd youngsters would one day be able to openly let your geek flags fly. Check out the site, but be prepared to lose an hour or two.


But Then the Cat Would Eat Me.

I’m starting to see a little bit of fall creeping into the courtyard — the morning glories are beginning to yellow, as are the leaves on the trees, but the grass is still green as heck. The other day when I was watering, I was thinking how cool it would be to have the powers of The Atom so I could shrink down and run around having adventures out there. Yeah — 48 years old and I still think about stuff like that. Sheesh.

The Bombay Beach Boys, the second Boone Butters story, is out now — you can get it in various formats (Kindle, Nook, iBooks, Kobo, etc.) at Smashwords, and it’s also available at Amazon. Barnes & Noble is taking forever to process the thing, but I’m guessing it’ll be available there by the time this post goes live. If you like oddball crime fiction, give the Boone stories a shot — the first one is Roomies, and of course Boone first appeared in my novel Squirrel Eyes, which isn’t a crime story but is still pretty oddball, I guess.

The collected edition of Pete, Drinker of Blood is coming together nicely, and should be available in paperback and ebook by mid-October. I’m also bearing down on the ebook edition of Unsafe On Any Screen, with the goal of having that out by the end of October. Tomorrow I start writing issue #3 of Dirk Benedict in the 25th Century.

Oh yeah — and allergies suck.



House of the Comfy Beasts.

All right, this is getting out of hand. I’ve missed what, two days — no, three — this week? It shouldn’t be an excuse, but I’ve been up to my neck in various projects: getting everything squared away for the collected version of Pete, Drinker of Blood, working on that long-overdue second Boone Butters story, helping Bob Vardeman out with a project, and gearing up to start writing the new novel, which I won’t talk about yet. Except to say I’m excited as hell about writing it.

Decker, watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

So I’m writing this early in the day, just to make sure it doesn’t slip through the cracks. The Casey-dawg is sprawled on the floor behind me — it’s chilly today, and she likes to lay on the carpet in the office when it’s cold. Decker is back in bed, snuggled in the blankets. Lester is somewhere — he was curled up in my desk chair when I got up this morning, but I chased him outta there. Me, I’m fighting the urge to close the office window. The breeze coming in is a little colder than I’d like for this early in September, but I’m not ready to give up just yet.

But with that, I’d better get a move on. Lots to do.

Meanwhile, I’ll remind you that part 8 of Pete, Drinker of Blood — the conclusion of the serial novel — is now available, for Kindle, Nook and in various formats at Smashwords. Reading Pete helps keep the dawgs and cat (and me) warm!


Vampires, Zombies, and Little Flowers.

Okay, I feel like the work I did on the courtyard has been pretty darned successful — here’s the view from my office:

The Morning Glories have wound their way up through the little elm trees, which is why that tree to the right of the barn door has blue flowers in it. And yes, I realize I need to coil up the hose.

Made some good headway on part 8 of Pete, Drinker of Blood today. If all goes well, I’d say the final installment should be online within about a week. Later than I was hoping for (thanks to the nerd flu), but still ahead of my mid-month deadline. This one will feature a cover illustration by Rafael Navarro. Meanwhile, the fine folks at DangerousRomance.com posted a swell review of Pete parts 1-3, which you can check out right here.

Yesterday my samsquamtch-fighting Canadian brother Axel Howerton hipped me to Total Film’s list of the 50 Greatest Indie Horror Movies, where The Stink of Flesh, the little zombie movie I wrote and directed, placed at #35 (just behind James Gunn’s Slither, starring Nathan Fillion). Not bad for a flick that cost $3000, I guess. I’m proud to say that zombie on the cover there is Jeremy Owen, who you may have seen trying to sell a sword to Nick Frost in Paul, and lead actor Kurly Tlapoyawa is not only Luis Guzman’s stunt double in the new Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, he’s currently doing stunts on the new Denzel Washington movie.

The Stink of Flesh is out of print in the US, but you can still get the DVD cheap on Amazon — and if you’re so inclined, you can also purchase the original screenplay for your Kindle or Nook, and of course there’s Bob Vardeman’s novelization of the movie, as well.

Speaking of the samsquamtch, I think it’s time for some Trailer Park Boys.


Pretty Flowers.

The shirt is down here, gents.

My buddy Greg Freeland, artist on the Logan’s Run comic I’m writing, has a cool online store I wanted to point everyone at. Right now he’s having a sale, through September 1st. He’s got some cool t-shirts, and I highly recommend his Cryptozoology Coloring Book. Help an artist-guy out and sport a swell shirt while you hunt Bigfoot in style!

I discovered (if having Scott Denning tell me counts as discovering) that the mysterious vines growing in the courtyard are Morning Glories. Here’s an example:

And here’s a shot of one of the vines working its way up an extension cord on the side of the barn:

You can’t really tell from that photo, but the dang thing is about an inch away from reaching the barn roof. I’ll be curious to see where it goes from there.

Most of my day has involved working in the yard, doing my part to help get things ready for the Bubonicon pre-party. I’m aiming to get some words down on Pete, Drinker of Blood part 8 this evening, if all goes well. By the way, here’s a shot of my view as I work in the yard:

Sometimes I just stop and stare. I can’t imagine anyone would hold that against me.

Pete, Drinker of Blood part 7 for Kindle, Nook, iBooks, Sony, and Kobo — all at Smashwords!
Also available at Amazon and Barnes & Noble.


The Ears of the Beast.

Last night was a crazy festival of Chihuahua wrasslin’ — Decker’s been pawing at her ears a lot recently, not to mention fwapping the living hell out of them in the middle of the night and waking me up. We went through this last summer and it turned out to be a pair of very tiny ticks attached to her ear. I gave her a bath in flea-and-tick shampoo the other day, then cleaned her ears with Q-Tips (and brother, was that productive), but she’s still acting like they’re bugging her. I did a little online research and bought some drops that should take care of any mites, ticks or fleas as well as any remaining wax.

But I tell ya, it was like trying to hog-tie a wild calf, getting her to hold still for those drops. She hates having her ears or her feet messed with (kind of like me, now that I think about it), but I managed to convince her that it was gonna work out great and probably result in snacking. Once I got the drops in, I did the prescribed “massaging” of her ears, then let her go. She took off like a shot, leaping from couch to floor and running full-tilt boogie through the entire house, finally ending up in the office, where she rubbed her head against the carpet for awhile. It was a lot like this video of her, post-bath (you can hear that ear-fwapping sound in this clip, too):

And speaking of Decker being an oddball, she’s developed a strange new habit: she likes to carry laundry around the house. I keep finding my socks (and skivvies, sadly) all over the place.

Pete, Drinker of Blood part 7 for Kindle, Nook, iBooks, Sony, and Kobo — all at Smashwords!

Also available at Amazon and Barnes & Noble.




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